Setup Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

News Jokes More News Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.