Setup Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.