Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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They take the senor discount.

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A Senor Discount

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Are you ticklish?"

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.