Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe?

Robeerto.

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

Senor Discount Jokes More Senor Discount Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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Isis ' Favorite Kind Jokes More Isis ' Favorite Kind Jokes

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated