Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?