Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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They take the senor discount.

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A Senor Discount

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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When is a --- not a ---?

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To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.