Subordinate Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Subordinate Clause Jokes More Subordinate Clause Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

English Jokes More English Jokes

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.