Subordinate Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Santa Helper Jokes More Santa Helper Jokes

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Subordinate Clause Jokes More Subordinate Clause Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.