Subordinate Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Santa Helper Jokes More Santa Helper Jokes

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

Oh comb all ye faithful'

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."