How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.