How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck