How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.