How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...