Band Director Jokes

What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid?

You're in treble mister!

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.