Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Non Friction Section Jokes More Non Friction Section Jokes

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue