Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.