Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Non Friction Section Jokes More Non Friction Section Jokes

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.