Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Non Friction Section Jokes More Non Friction Section Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How ugly was she?

Paper or plasic?

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers