Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Because it says "concentrate"

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!