Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

You might also enjoy:

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Orange Juice Box Jokes More Orange Juice Box Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy