What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.