What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.