What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.