Slightly NSFW) Because they get 8 more.
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
One hobbyte.
Nice belt."
Ate something.
Because they're stuck between a 69.
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
Because you get ate more
Because it's eight more.