Slightly NSFW) Because they get 8 more.
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
A: 69 plus VAT
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
None, they prefer natural light
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D
Because it's eight more.
Because you get ate more