Amoebas Jokes

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!"

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What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!