Amoebas Jokes

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!"

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What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

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Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

Amoeba Jokes More Amoeba Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.