Amoebas Jokes

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!"

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What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.