Amoebas Jokes

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!"

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What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

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Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Amoeba Jokes More Amoeba Jokes

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups