What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.