What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.