What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.