What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!