What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks