What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks