Comma Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

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