Comma Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Punctuation Mark Jokes More Punctuation Mark Jokes

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

6000000 Jokes More 6000000 Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000