Comma Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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The chewy center.

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You get to grow old together.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

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A Showerkraut.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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I'd prefer if you included tigress

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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5-5-2-2."

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction