What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.