What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!