French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Sandal Jokes More Sandal Jokes

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming