French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What is dementia?

I forget

Pierre Jokes More Pierre Jokes

What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?

Pierre

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Bonjour Jokes More Bonjour Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.