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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.