Bonjour Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

French Jokes More French Jokes

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press