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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !