Short Man Jokes

What are short men called?

Friends.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

You might also enjoy:

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!