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He was feeling down
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
A retardis.
Because he was too slow.
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
I bet he has to leave the room.
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
Because he's Blind Married
Marriage, you wanna
Wanna go ride bikes
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)