Short Man Jokes

What are short men called?

Friends.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

List Jokes More List Jokes

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.