Short Man Jokes

What are short men called?

Friends.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

List Jokes More List Jokes

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

What's the pink panther's to do list?

To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES