Short Man Jokes

What are short men called?

Friends.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.