Punishment Jokes

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

What do you call a bad pun?

Punishment.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.