Fitting Jokes

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

Injection Jokes More Injection Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)