Fitting Jokes

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

Injection Jokes More Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Who drives?

The police officer

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!