Hugh Bris
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
Because there's a in the way.
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
You take the "F" out of way.
Because they just cantaloupe.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
they all fell off a truck.
Whas-a-matta U.
It was a black one.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
In case they get a hole in one!
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
The cigarette.
Diddly squat
