Fitting Jokes

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Injection Jokes More Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Statistician Jokes More Statistician Jokes

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.