Beyonc Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it