Beyonc Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

his biance

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)