Beyonc Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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Jay Jokes More Jay Jokes

Who is jay?

and why are they always mocking him

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Fiance Jokes More Fiance Jokes

What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.

What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Feyonce Jokes More Feyonce Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends