What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.