How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed