How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'