American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

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Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!