American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Outlaws are wanted people

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She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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They're huge metal fans.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting