American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting