American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

King George Jokes More King George Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Revolt Jokes More Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.