What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.