Fret Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

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Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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When are minorities not minorities?

When you look at crime statistics.

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.