Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E