Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters