Shredder.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Shredder
They both love using the shredder.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
A frog. It croaks every night.
A: The dog taped his mouth.
The posters.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Tomblr.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
Because it's lit
No phone numbers.
Shoot her again.
Because he screwed his wife!
