Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife."