Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What four man rock group doesn't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Haulin ' Oats Jokes More Haulin ' Oats Jokes

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!