Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What is a mountain climber's favorite drink?

Anything on the rocks.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What are you people doing?

making this crap up.

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."