Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.