Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Ocdc Jokes More Ocdc Jokes

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way