Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Agnostic Rock Band Jokes More Agnostic Rock Band Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Ocdc Jokes More Ocdc Jokes

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC