Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Mumford Jokes More Mumford Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

Mount Rushmore Jokes More Mount Rushmore Jokes

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.