Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

English Jokes More English Jokes

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Agnostic Rock Band Jokes More Agnostic Rock Band Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.