What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.