What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!

What do you call a beauty pageant for cartographers and magicians?

Miss Direction.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.