What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.