What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.