What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's