What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.