What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why