Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.