Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist