Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.