Santa. The other two don't exist.
Santa walking backwards.
Santa stops at three hoes.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
Because there were 'nights.