Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.