Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.