He got tired of kicking him around.
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Cold turkey.
Open the door and kick her out.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Namaste.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
Because she was a girl.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Kick it up the arse
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because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
He didn't like nuns.
Namaste
He was caught counting carbs.
Because he had a very large bill.
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Kicked out.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
De-calf
Taco bell for lunch
You get banned from the petting zoo.
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Slow down and use lubricant.
When you don't use a condom.
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England gets off scott-free.
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
But then I think "What would I do without them "
His Feyonce.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Petrified wood.
There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha
Because she got plowed by another man.
