He got tired of kicking him around.
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Cold turkey.
Open the door and kick her out.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Namaste.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
Because she was a girl.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Kick it up the arse
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because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
He didn't like nuns.
Namaste
He was caught counting carbs.
Because he had a very large bill.
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Kicked out.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
A: The one on the motorbike.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
You fit into his clothes.
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
A: It depends on the age.
Because women are at the wheel.
Homeless
The ones that are hot don't last as long
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
I think you're condensating for something.
Of chorus.
A weapon of mast destruction.
