He got tired of kicking him around.
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Cold turkey.
Open the door and kick her out.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Namaste.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
Because she was a girl.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Kick it up the arse
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because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
He didn't like nuns.
Namaste
He was caught counting carbs.
Because he had a very large bill.
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Kicked out.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Coop-cakes !
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Nothing.
Just feel around. It's not hard.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
A thought.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
Timing
sixty-nine
To sharpen the knife
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
They both want tablets for Christmas.
He had been illumi-naughty
