Alan Ture Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'