What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

North Pole Jokes More North Pole Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Who Went to The North Pole?

He isn't doing so hot.