What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.