What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker