What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear