What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium

What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.