One, but it takes 7 years.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
To get to the other side!
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.