How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.