Necktie Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.