Business Man Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

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Taipei Jokes More Taipei Jokes

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Jehova Witness Jokes More Jehova Witness Jokes

What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese?

Ding Dong!

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.