Wall Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ?

Craig in the wall !

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Wall Street Jokes More Wall Street Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

Swam Jokes More Swam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Mexican Child Jokes More Mexican Child Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.