Kardashian Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.