Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
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They both have Transparents.
Saint Christopher
They get Kim to talk slowly to him.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
We'd be good together.
IN PLANE SIGHT!
It is an airport.
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
Where my knickers at "
They all know how to get black men off.
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
It's all relative.
