Kardashian Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread

Los Angeles Lakers Jokes More Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.