What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!