How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.