How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.