How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man