How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole