What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D