What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up