What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden