What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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Where do shadowbanned Redditors go?

To the PAO Camp.