What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.