What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted