Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
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One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
I ate sand.
She laid a sidewalk !
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
machetes
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
How they process things.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Hmm No risk do both.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
One of them has papers.
