Hot Pocket Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

Wealth Jokes More Wealth Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

N Vidia Jokes More N Vidia Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda