Hot Pocket Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift