What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.