What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.