What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.