What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.