What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him