What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

They are dizzy

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.