Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.