Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !