Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.