Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.