Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!