Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside