Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!