Crushedasian Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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An all day run

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You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Flounder Jokes More Flounder Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.