A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
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Coffee Mug
Loafers!
A: They were all tied up.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Clogs.
Loafers.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
White Vans
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
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Sneakers
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I don't think they'll fit me.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
Because he was shellfish.
Finding crabs on your organ.
Sorry it was a freak hic!
A fart taking the elevator.
The way they enter your house.
They make out like bandits.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Mr. T-Bone
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
To lift his spirits.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
A: Bob
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
