Shoe Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why couldn't the shoes go out and play?

A: They were all tied up.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Ginger Girl Jokes More Ginger Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

How do you spell that?

t-h-a-t

Shoe Factory Jokes More Shoe Factory Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.