Shoe Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why couldn't the shoes go out and play?

A: They were all tied up.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Mr. T Jokes More Mr. T Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Wooden Shoe Jokes More Wooden Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Prop Jokes More Prop Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.